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14 hours ago on 25 July 2014 @ 9:28pm 451,694 notes
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14 hours ago on 25 July 2014 @ 9:24pm 393,332 notes

airikjeong:

So my Chemistry teacher has an Asian grading scale…

  • A - Average
  • B - Below Average 
  • C - Can’t eat dinner
  • D - Don’t come home
  • F - Find a new family
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14 hours ago on 25 July 2014 @ 9:18pm 535,047 notes
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14 hours ago on 25 July 2014 @ 9:15pm 46,736 notes

(x)

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14 hours ago on 25 July 2014 @ 9:12pm 33,412 notes
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14 hours ago on 25 July 2014 @ 9:11pm 10,579 notes
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14 hours ago on 25 July 2014 @ 9:10pm 3,422 notes
  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
  • #australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay.
  • Canadians: We left Toronto 2 days ago, we are still in Ontario, food is scarce. We are lost, soon we will have to eat each other to survive, oh wait there's a tims we're good.
  • Russians: I was in Yakutia, I drove for twenty eight hours, now I'm still in Yakutia, I travelled by train for 6 days, I'm still in Russia. Don't even try to leave Russia. Don't forget: you're here forever. Accept it and suffer.
  • The British: I drove for six hours, now I'm in the sea.
» via  bagginses-and-boffins   (originally  russiarussiarussia)
14 hours ago on 25 July 2014 @ 9:10pm 479,892 notes

doyoumindsu:

Benedict Cumberbatch in The Imitation Game Teaser Trailer (x)

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15 hours ago on 25 July 2014 @ 9:03pm 1,406 notes
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15 hours ago on 25 July 2014 @ 9:03pm 749 notes

iamnerdtastic:

No matter how much I eat, there’s always room for dessert.

Dessert doesn’t go to the stomach.

Dessert goes to the heart.

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15 hours ago on 25 July 2014 @ 9:00pm 98,293 notes
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15 hours ago on 25 July 2014 @ 8:58pm 456,583 notes

moosefix:

moosefix:

Its amazing what you can accomplish when you don’t want to write an essay 

image

You are a hero among procrastinators 

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15 hours ago on 25 July 2014 @ 8:57pm 184,631 notes
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15 hours ago on 25 July 2014 @ 8:56pm 12,343 notes

internetmessiah:

Dad, can you help me with my math homework? “Sure. 69, 420, and 666. Those are the only numbers you need in life. Never forget that, son.”

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15 hours ago on 25 July 2014 @ 8:55pm 284 notes